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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Ha! Ha! Ha!

what happen in courts...... :)


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And where was the location of the accident?


Approximately milepost 499.


And where is milepost 499?


Probably between milepost 498 and 500.


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Sir, what is your IQ?


Well, I can see pretty well, I think.


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This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?


Yes.


And in what ways does it affect your memory?


I forget.


You forget. Can you give us an example of something that

you've forgotten?


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Were you present when your picture was taken?


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Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the

war?


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Did he kill you?


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this is my fav!!!!!!!

hahahaha!!!!


Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for

a pulse?


No.


Did you check for blood pressure?


No.


Did you check for breathing?


No.


So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?


No.


How can you be so sure, Doctor?


Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?


It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing

law somewhere.


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