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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Ha! Ha! Ha! (2)


of students’ analogies in essays..... :)


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The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one

slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.


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Her hair glistened in the rain, like a nose hair after a

sneeze.


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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from

experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a

solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it

and now goes around the country speaking at high schools

about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of

those boxes with a pinhole in it.


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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


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John and Mary had never met. They were like two

hummingbirds who had also never met.


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He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he

heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.


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